I’m going to assume this has happened to anyone who’s ever cuddled anyone and has a penis.
Source (find the exact comic yourself; at least I linked you to the webpage)
no, no, dont do this, please, if you are cuddling w/ me your boner is like a compliment and i welcome you to grind that shit into the back of my legs
if we are spooning and there isn’t a boner pressed into my butt I will assume you don’t actually like me and get really upset
Huh, I wish I knew this like 9 years ago…
My favorite thing about spooning is rubbing in the fact that I have given my partner a boner. It’s not weird or insulting. It’s natural and actually a huge reassurance. Especially when I get to wake up and feel someone’s morning wood. ^________^ It means PLAY TIME!